March 2012
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February 2012
133 posts
I could die with you, life would be enough.
“It’s said it takes seven years
to grow completely new skin cells.
To think,...”
– Brett Elizabeth Jenkins, December 21st, 2002
The Rules of Feminist Sex
iamateenagefeminist:
According to myself and feministhistorian
Use protection
Have an orgasm
“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Unrequited Love Poem, Sierra DeMulder
It's around that time again.
The time where I go “I’ve been single for a week so I’m going to compile a list of desirable traits I want my next beau to have even though there’s a one hundred percent chance he will not have any of those attributes because I never go for anyone that’s actually my type.”
Beard. Always, forever, number one.
Owns a dog, and loves the shit out of it.
Vegan.
...
OkCupid makes me realize two important things...
I am shallow as fuck.
I have crippling self-esteem issues.
Whenever someone I can find the most menial thing wrong with messages me, I don’t even open the message.
Whenever I find someone I think I’d really like, I don’t message them, thinking they’ll find something menial wrong with me and not message back.
So really… There’s no point for me to even be on...
I feel so irrational and stupid right now, but in some ways, I don’t care.
I feel like I’m fallin’ hard for someone who lives hundreds of miles away and I’m hating myself for it. My personality and my body is not built to handle love at long distances, but there’s something about him that I can’t ignore no matter how hard I try.
I’ve always had an...
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“Maybe you don’t go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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Someone come smoke and cook food with meee.
“But then, the truth was never really the point. Thin women don’t tell their fat...”
– Kate Harding
THIS BLOG IS NOT RON PAUL FRIENDLY.
paxamericana:
Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal funding to any...
My friend just suggested to me a chubby, “1700s French erotica” themed photoshoot to me where I’d be nakie.
I’ve always wanted to do something like this, and he’s a great photographer, but I’m nervous. I’ve only taken nude portraits of myself when I was in control of the camera and could instantly delete any picture of myself that made my stomach churn.
...
USA average: 5.04 inches
bed-of-asphodel:
D’aww, good for France :’)
I need to bag myself a Frenchie.
Sailor Moon, knitting, and sexting.
Which one of these things is not like the other…
Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than...
I’m giggling.
digimodify asked: Is this my cue to start spamming your inbox? Because I will. Don't test me.
I wanna do a question vlog too.
Ask me shit! Preferably personal or funny questions, but anything will do.
"I'm frightened by the ways I adore you."
Things people say that make me swoon, just a little bit.
I have quality friends.
I was sad last night due to my ex being a raging douche-aholic and my friend was right over with Lady and the Tramp, food, and beer.
While I was enjoying the aforementioned, he did my dishes, and then cuddled my face off while we watched the rest of the movie.
Try to tell me your night was better than yours. Just try.
